you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
My vagina just recognized that song.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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