I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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