Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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