You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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