No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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