She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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