Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The power of my boobs compel you
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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