I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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