fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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