whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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