Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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