Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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