Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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