Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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