We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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