Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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