Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize
