anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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