what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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