I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The Olympian is in my bed
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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