I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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