I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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