if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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