your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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