That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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