Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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