i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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