I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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