There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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