i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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