come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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