I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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