Christians are straight up FREAKS
Quick, to the slutcave!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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