found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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