i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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