he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
