you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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