is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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