Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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