check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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