wat bout pragnant strippers??
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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