Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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