when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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