just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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