At least make sure they are 18
Why
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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