Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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