North Korea, Best Korea!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
third nipple confirmed
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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