highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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