i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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