is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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