The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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